101 billion dollars loan

The largest loan in the world is 101 billion dollars. This is its story.

The loan is not yet available, but I’m looking forword to sign the contract. A few days ago I thought I needed to borrow this amount (100 for an acquisition and 1 for personal expenses. I called my accountant and asked what he was thinking about. He started laughing. My question was probably his belly laugh of the day.
- What do you need so much money for? he asked. Do you have a new mistress?
- I’d like to buy Google.
- Yeah, right…
- Just find me the money.

When he’l find it, I’ll tell you how would I get it.