How shall I usefully commit suicide

Be myself, described on the interval of the actual world. For various reasons, which are not worth discussing here, I decide to commit suicide. It is a big deal of a decision, and I know what I’m talking about. After having taken such a decision, I would first feel relieved. Then I would stop worying about anything.

I shouldn’t've been twitting about this, nor should I’ve been reding Kant’s Grounding for the metaphysics of Morals. Unfortunately I did them both, for I love twitting and Kant’s book is an every summer lecture. I’m kinda confused, maybe it’s because I’m hungry.

The point was that I thought I would commit suicide for nothing. And I should find a way to do it usefully. And this is the way.

I was walking down the street and past by a fire hydrant and suddenly started laughing in roars, getting a poor old lady scarred. I said to myself

Why should I stupidly commit suicide for nothing? I would better go to the contagious deseases hospital, get to the front desk and say
- Good morning, i’d like to get infected with Ebola, please.

This way, my suicide would be very useful, for the doctors would be able to directly study the evolution of Ebola.

Now I should be eating, I’m starved to death.