How to levitate

I learned how to levitate in Nepal. I went there to climb the Everest, but I got cold, so I had to find some other entertaining activities. During this fun seak, I got to Nepali national television, where I met a Buddhist monk, who introduced me to a 734 years old guru. He taught me how to levitate.

The levitation’s secret consists in laziness. When you want to levitate, you should be really idle. You lay down and pretend getting asleep. The body is tupid (in any case, it’s more stupid then the brain), so it will be convinced that you’re going to fall asleep; so it will relax its muscles.

When the muscles are totally relaxed, the job is done; you’ll acually be able to fly.

PS It takes a lot of practice to become this lazy.