The atomic computer

In a press release issued last night, the National Institute of Scientific Research proudly announced the creation of the first atomic computer.

“The discovery is the fruit of a six weeks research, carried by a complex team, consisting of engineers, physicists, amateurs, physicians, philosophers, electronics specialists, volunteers and ols wisemen.” said Mirinda Panta, the Institute’s director, who was recently reconfirmed by a tripartite agreement signed by gavagai and the Maoist government.

Initially, the invention was adressed to the  notebook users who get to spend long periods of time in areas with extreme weather conditions (Sherpas, Bedouins, Inuits) or who live in disadvantaged regions, where the access to power is a problem (Somali Plateau, Bronx, Amazon rain forest). But its unisputed utility recommends it to a general usage”continued Mirinda Panta.

“The principle”, said Sardri Batan, amateur physicist, “is very simple. Basically we’ve created a battery made of radioactive alluminium and attached it to the motherboard of a notebook or of a desktop computer. There’s no difference between this radioactive pill and the system’s regular battery”.

“The alluminium radioactivity, unknown two months ago, doesn’t affect human’s psychical or physical state in any way. The alluminium 17 years half-time, as well as the minimal recharge costs will undoubtly be a relief for the econimc balance of millions of households”, said the Minister of the Family Affairs and of Domestic Economy.

“Our country proves once again, to the whole world, that we are a real source of inspiration and wisdom”, said somebody interviewed on the street.

Asked whether the atomic divice irradiates or not, gavagai answered:
- Of course it does.