There are mutants in the cosmetic laboratories

As we can see and in the cartoons, mutants are a constant presence in our world. Grown ups, who are generally skeptics (for they’ve never got their raise), do not believe that mutants exist, but children and elected Gods know better.
Giving the proof of his generosity, gavagai thought one day to tell people what’s on tv while they’re at work, so they felt spiteful and wished they stayed home with their children who’re loosely surfing the web. The idea was to present some kind of television of the future that would make you salivate from the first word to the last point. Unfortunately, idleness and other reasons kept him from being generous to the end.
Some other day, I mean today, gavagai thought to tell grown-ups that mutants really exist, specifically in the cosmetics laboratories. For the sake of marketing, cosmetics companies always have to say: “your hair will be hundred per cent more shiny” or “this product stops the hair loss with up to 97%”. For reasons of statements’ adequacy to reality (since all companies in the world, without exception, adhere to the correspondence theory of truth), cosmetic companies need to find individuals to whom the shampoo in question will stop hair the loss with exactly 97%, so they wouldn’t be held responsible for deceiving advertising. And these individuals, even if they might exist, can’t be found at the street corner. So they had to create mutants using genetic engineering.
In the cosmetic laboratories, mutants live like the Chinese athlets, just for o single edition of the Olympics. When their job is done, and there’s no need for them any more (mainly fo hair loss reasons), they’re disposed.
The mutants are also required in laboratories because the environmentalists managed to raise the public awareness on the use of animals, such as guinea pigs, in the cosmetics industry. And mutants, as stated by the Ninja Turtles example, are neither humans nor animals.
I didn’t quite feel like writing tonight. Best regards.

PS The man with elephant lips from the lipstick division also gives you his best regards. And a kiss.