Urgently buy a vintage child

I’m looking to buy a vintage child in excellent condition and with all facilities included (melancholy, unfashionable clothes, unfit boots, cute capri, repressed desires and long moments of silence). The child will serve as ornament for a very distinguished lady. Exchange accepting (I offer two modern looking children).

PS I have no idea if there actually are vintige children. I only saw some artificially created, in ads and movies.

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